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// DFAULT.IT // Copy + Paste until broken

D-FAULT originally started as a manifesto by Kenny Wang on how to make movies, fabricate films, vaulting videos, and it still is, at its core.

Online, D-FAULT was supposed to become something else entirely: a TV platform, an organizational workflow tool, and most of all, a philosophy of “dfaulting” any process or system down to its simplest, most recognizable and repeatable patterns.

I’m still light years away from recapturing the essence and building what D-FAULT could, or should, have been. For now, dfault.it is a home for some web tools I actually use, and a house for my domain and website projects.

While each new website project will be a test of some sort, trying a new feature, an idea, or just figuring out how something works so I can go back and find it if I ever need it. Dfault.it is where the tools beyond displaying a website will live. Where I can meddle with Bootstrap when creativity needs to fiddle.

Back in the hayday I made a Pop-up Generator, mostly by copy+pasting from wherever I could find code. Monitors were like literally way smaller back then, if you go back 10-12 years, 1920×1080 was considered big. I still even had a trusty 1280×1024. And when you’re poor, when you can’t afford a third monitor, and when Google had the fucking audacity to believe people wanted to stare into bright light all motherfucking day, you had to make your own solutions.

Dark Mode Before Google Gave a Shit – Google Keep Edition

For example I could style Google Keep into a soothingly pleasant dark theme, which I did, heck it even had like 3.2k installs on Userstyles.org before being archived. Keeping up with the constant class changes was a hassle, eventually Google stopped cosplaying Mark Strong in Sunshine and put some shades on their apps.

Even with a dark Google Keep, monitor size was still an issue. This is where the Pop-up Generator became useful. You see, a pop-up didn’t have any of that browser bullshit stealing valuable screen area. Didn’t even show the URL back in the day. Making a pop-up of a website made it feel like a proper program. An app if you’d so kindly not call it that. I could work on my main monitor, and have Google Keep lined up on monitor two, next to WhatsApp and Telegram, all of them with custom dark CSS using the Chrome extension Stylus, all three as pop-ups, none of the blinding lights.

Actually, why the fucking fuck did every single website and app that was released 10 to 15 years ago, all have it in for Gizmo the Mogwai? I rooted my first smartphone so that I could install custom APKs where smarter people had blacked out all the white in apps such as Gmail, Keep, Facebook, etc and so on. It took Google almost 10 years to realize that white light consumed more energy and battery… really?! Were Google developers some sort of super fans of the Gorillaz song White Light? I would have assumed they were psychos, but then they would’ve exploded by their own design…

Anywho!

Copy + Paste until broken!

DFAULT.IT

// KillingHeat.com // The 3000 Photos No One Ever Saw

Killing Heat is a low budget amateur movie I auteured when living in Thailand. While I actually never got around to editing the film, Kenny Wang did that, the domain always lingered as an unfinished project. Also during the shooting we took roughly 3000 photos which I never got around to using for anything. Not even sure it got shared with anyone who were part of the production. Now that I’ve lost my Facebook account with accompanying friend list, I don’t know how I can ever reach out to any of them. Heck, at least two of the actors in Killing Heat have since died (both young and gone too early), and all of the financial backers have passed on due to old-age-related issues. That hit harder than I expected. So I finally decided it was time to do something with all those lost photos before they disappeared forever.

What became my main goal for killingheat.com was a gallery for those lost behind the scenes photos that no-one ever got to see. Unredacted, unedited and raw. But also mostly trash photos that should’ve been deleted…

Click here to see the Killing Heat BTS Gallery!

Without a doubt, I’m pretty much a fanboy when it comes to choosing products, platforms and programs. I was, and still kinda am, a Google Henchman. Gmail, Google Drive, Maps, Keep, Chrome, Pixel, list prolly goes on. I make hard changes to things I like, abandoning other ships, along with all reason. When I was introduced to Telegram in 2014 by KiAnDe I was amazed at this futuristic cloud saving feature. I could receive a file in a chat and have it available on both my mobile and desktop. Simultaneously. At the time I was using Messenger, Skype and WhatsApp. If I was to receive a file on either of those apps, I had to be there to accept it, and if I was on Skype on my phone when someone sent me a file, that file ended up on my phone. Never where I needed it, so I had to manually send it to my PC. That marked the beginning of a new fanboying change. A hard change. I left all other chat apps and embraced Telegram. Has it reduced my social circle? Probably. Anywho!

I started killingheat.com with the “help” of Grok. Because I like Grok. I like Elon Musk. I am a fanboy. And I really tried. Really really tried. Grok would dump new code, even though I asked it to only mention changes I had to make, while making ridiculous claims such as “Fixed — PhotoSwipe is back, fully working”. Didn’t work. Again and again. Maybe this would have been better for my learning curve, to have to figure it out myself, but I noticed that Grok kept rewriting all the code, making changes to parts we were not changing. While not crucial, it annoyed me.

My rusty old friend Lemon kept pushing me to use Claude Code. I took the code Grok gave me, fed it into Claude, explained the problem, and Claude just fucking fixed it. Like a glove! Easily impressed I got Claude Code for VSCode and let Claude read and edit files directly in my project… and good lord this is a mindblowing gamechanger. Claude improved on everything. My code. Groks code. My commenting. Sorting, organizing and cleaning. I felt like a Warlock shouting the forbidden words to create magic. Could this be the vibe they speak of?

The project has grown beyond what I intend to paste into this database, I will update this post once I got git and can link to or fetch from GitHub. Going forward, I assume all projects will way too many files to list here, so I’ll stick to posting individual code snippets I wanna save for posterity. Look, here’s one we did earlier: Arguing with Grok until PHP does what I want!

However, I’ll mention the other elements of this project that isn’t entirely code. I loved PhotoSwipe.js back in 2015, and it’s still a reactive and fluid experience, like how I want it to feel when I swipe through a gallery. Allegedly CSS can now solve what Masonry.js did for me, and while that may be… it while have to be for another project. We had organized the 3000 photos by day of shooting, and each day into three folders: Promo, BTS, and Off. To make the filenames readable without folders, I used PowerRename from PowerToys to name the files in this fashion: killing-heat_day-4_2008-07-02_dsc_9573. To make the gallery load fast, photos were converted to webp in thumbnails and full sized using XnConvert. Original files were 8gb, thumb and full only 3gb. Image degradation not that visible when viewing by phone. It’s not like anyone is using those images (other than to feed into an LLM), so original quality was not needed… but I did include them with a download button. Fancy feature, 90% for myself.

Killing Heat is an ever ongoing project, so I might add new functionality, photos, videos, links and etc to the site. Check the news modal on the site, or simply look to see if the version number has changed (located in footer).

KillingHeat.com

// Meloslave.com // The First Real Project of 2026

Out of all the domains at my fingertips, Meloslave.com was the most straightforward project to approach. I needed a quick fix, a site that could go live fast without too many distractions or variable factors to contemplate. Glenn Thomas Andersen being an artist, musician and a DJ, my first thought was that Meloslave.com needed a linktree (link in bio). His main activity is on Spotify, where people stream his music (he has 3.8K monthly listeners), so you don’t really need an elaborate website with pages, posts or galleries. You can find all of that on Meloslave’s social media accounts, hence the linktree.

Click here to view Meloslave.com

The main goal was to figure out video playback as a background, together with social media sharing details, which I must say is rather easy with Grok and Claude at my disposal. Grok may not be perfect, but he does all the heavy lifting, all the noise and chatter, then I ask Claude to refine. Actually, I did ask Chad too… and while he does have good input, my attitude towards The Woke Chad is mostly fuck off. Come to think of it, are alle the LLMs male?

~~Doing a new thing here where I just link directly to the files on Meloslave.com. Should that work? Weird that it worked…~~ I might have to learn GitHub, eventually.

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	<meta name="description" content="Meloslave (Glenn Thomas Andersen) - Norwegian DJ/producer from Mosby. High-energy Techno, Trance, House, Hardstyle & Hardcore. Stream latest track 'Dronninga Av Drama' now!">
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	<title>Meloslave – Norwegian DJ / Producer | Techno, Trance, Hardstyle</title>
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			"alternateName": "Glenn Thomas Andersen",
			"url": "https://meloslave.com",
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				"https://x.com/Meloslave",
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		<source src="/assets/meloslave-bg-long.mp4" type="video/mp4">
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	<div class="position-fixed top-0 start-0 w-100 h-100 dd-bg-img"></div>
	<div class="position-fixed bottom-0 end-0 m-2 d-flex gap-1 dd-btn-bar">
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						<img src="/assets/meloslave-1.jpg" class="d-block w-100 rounded-4" fetchpriority="high"
							alt="Meloslave 1 | from bassrave, photo by snadravictoria">
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					<div class="carousel-item">
						<img src="/assets/meloslave-2.jpg" class="d-block w-100 rounded-4" loading="lazy"
							alt="Meloslave 2 | photo by unknown">
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							alt="Meloslave 3 | photo by erling_abrahamsen">
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							alt="Meloslave 4 | photo by erling_abrahamsen">
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							alt="Meloslave 5 | from bassrave, photo by snadravictoria">
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						<img src="/assets/meloslave-6.jpg" class="d-block w-100 rounded-4" loading="lazy"
							alt="Meloslave 6  | photo by erling_abrahamsen">
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					<div class="carousel-item">
						<img src="/assets/meloslave-7.jpg" class="d-block w-100 rounded-4" loading="lazy"
							alt="Meloslave 7 | photo by unknown">
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				<button class="carousel-control-prev" type="button" data-bs-target="#profileCarousel" data-bs-slide="prev">
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			<h1 class="display-1">Meloslave</h1>
			<p>
				DJ <i class="bi bi-slash"></i> Producer from Norway<br>
				Techno <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Trance <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Hardstyle <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Hardcore
			</p>

			<button type="button" class="btn btn-primary btn-fixed-width" data-bs-toggle="modal" data-bs-target="#bioModal">
				<i class="fa-solid fa-user fa-fw"></i> Read Bio
			</button>
			<button type="button" class="btn btn-primary btn-fixed-width d-none" data-bs-toggle="modal" data-bs-target="#contactModal">
				<i class="fa-solid fa-envelope fa-fw"></i> Contact
			</button>

			<div class="mt-5 mb-2 text-center">
				<div class="d-flex justify-content-center gap-4 flex-wrap">
					<div class="social-icon">
						<a href="https://www.instagram.com/meloslave/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="Instagram">
							<i class="fa-brands fa-instagram fa-3x fa-fw"></i></a>
						<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzlgVXNXSgeO5ngsoJxmesg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="YouTube">
							<i class="fa-brands fa-youtube fa-3x fa-fw"></i></a>
						<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Meloslave/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="Facebook">
							<i class="fa-brands fa-facebook fa-3x fa-fw"></i></a>
						<a href="https://x.com/Meloslave" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="X / Twitter">
							<i class="fa-brands fa-x-twitter fa-3x fa-fw"></i></a>
						<a href="https://www.twitch.tv/meloslave" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" title="Twitch">
							<i class="fa-brands fa-twitch fa-3x fa-fw"></i></a>
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		</header>

		<main id="dd-melomain" class="text-center mb-5">
			<div class="mb-5 d-grid gap-2 col-lg-6 mx-auto">

				<div class="spotify-hero">
					<h3 class="mb-3">Play Latest Song</h3>
					<iframe data-testid="embed-iframe" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/track/6Tc8XNF0hywVt9CP2BgE2l?utm_source=generator" width="100%" height="152" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" loading="lazy"></iframe>
				</div>

				<h3 class="mt-4">Stream Music</h3>
				<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-spotify" href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3YUVoZ2g2WCj2uSJEZsPR9">
					<i class="fa-brands fa-spotify fa-fw"></i> Spotify</a>
				<div class="dd-grid-3 d-grid gap-2">
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-apple" href="https://music.apple.com/no/artist/meloslave/1251003673">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-itunes-note fa-fw"></i> Apple Music</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-amazon" href="https://www.amazon.com/music/player/artists/B097D428YL/meloslave">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-amazon fa-fw"></i> Amazon Music</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-soundcloud" href="https://soundcloud.com/glenn-andersen-1">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-soundcloud fa-fw"></i> SoundCloud</a>
				</div>

				<h3 class="mt-4">Follow & Watch</h3>
				<div class="dd-grid-2 d-grid gap-2">
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-instagram" href="https://www.instagram.com/meloslave/">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-instagram fa-fw"></i> Instagram</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-youtube" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzlgVXNXSgeO5ngsoJxmesg">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-youtube fa-fw"></i> YouTube</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-facebook" href="https://www.facebook.com/Meloslave/">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-facebook fa-fw"></i> Facebook</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-twitch" href="https://www.twitch.tv/meloslave">
						<i class="fa-brands fa-twitch fa-fw"></i> Twitch</a>
				</div>

				<h3 class="mt-4">Merch</h3>
				<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://vennesla-merch.creator-spring.com/listing/buy-meloslave-offisiell">
					<i class="fa-solid fa-shirt fa-fw"></i> Official Vennesla Merch</a>

				<h3 class="mt-4">Other Links</h3>
				<div class="dd-grid-2 d-grid gap-2">
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://streamelements.com/meloslave">
						StreamElements</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8282384/">
						IMDb</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://bassandtime.com/Meloslave">
						Bass and Time</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://www.palmesus.com/artister/meloslave">
						Palmesus</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://www.passion4trance.no/2025/10/11/meloslave-to-passion-4-trance-electronic-artwork-the-17th-of-october/">
						Passion 4 Trance</a>
					<a class="icon-link btn btn-primary btn-lg btn-glass" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trqi7GeBd0s">
						Meloslave - Fuck D&aelig; (Music Video)</a>
				</div>

			</div>

			<div class="my-5 dd-melo-footer">
				<h3>Meloslave</h3>
				<p class="lead">DJ Glenn Thomas Andersen<br>Org. no.: 931 698 176</p>
				<a href="#" data-bs-toggle="modal" data-bs-target="#contactModal" class="text-primary d-none">Contact</a>
			</div>

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			<p>
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					<h3 class="modal-title" id="bioModalLabel">About Meloslave</h3>
					<button type="button" class="btn-close btn-close-white" data-bs-dismiss="modal" aria-label="Close"></button>
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				<div class="modal-body">
					<img src="/assets/og-image.jpg" class="img-fluid rounded mb-3" alt="Meloslave & Soran">
					<p class="lead">
						Meloslave, whose real name is Glenn Thomas Andersen, was born on March 22, 1986 in T&oslash;nsberg, Norway.
					</p>
					<p class="lead">
						His passion for music started early. At the age of 15, he began experimenting with music production and synthesizer theory in his bedroom. Two years later, he discovered DJing after meeting fellow DJ Active Bee, who lent him his first setup. This ignited his lifelong love for energizing dancefloors.
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DJ <i class="bi bi-slash"></i> Producer from Norway<br>

Techno <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Trance <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Hardstyle <i class="bi bi-dot"></i> Hardcore

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His passion for music started early. At the age of 15, he began experimenting with music production and synthesizer theory in his bedroom. Two years later, he discovered DJing after meeting fellow DJ Active Bee, who lent him his first setup. This ignited his lifelong love for energizing dancefloors.

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const pauseBtn = document.getElementById("pauseToggle");

const pauseIcon = document.getElementById("pauseIcon");

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muteBtn.addEventListener("click", () => {

video.muted = !video.muted;

video.play().catch(() => {});

if (video.muted) {

muteIcon.classList.remove("fa-volume-high");

muteIcon.classList.add("fa-volume-mute");

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muteIcon.classList.remove("fa-volume-mute");

muteIcon.classList.add("fa-volume-high");

}

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if (video.paused) {

video.play().catch(() => {});

pauseIcon.classList.remove("fa-play");

pauseIcon.classList.add("fa-pause");

} else {

video.pause();

pauseIcon.classList.remove("fa-pause");

pauseIcon.classList.add("fa-play");

}

});

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const html = document.documentElement;

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const savedTheme = localStorage.getItem("meloslave-theme") || "dark";

applyTheme(savedTheme);

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html.classList.remove("high-contrast-dark", "high-contrast-light", "high-contrast-custom");

html.removeAttribute("data-bs-theme");

if (theme === "dark") {

html.setAttribute("data-bs-theme", "dark");

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html.classList.add(theme);

}

localStorage.setItem("meloslave-theme", theme);

}

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link.addEventListener("click", (e) => {

e.preventDefault();

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applyTheme(selectedTheme);

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alertEl.classList.remove('d-none'); // make sure it's visible

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});

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<a href="https://dfault.it/" target="_blank" title="D-FAULT PENDING" class="text-warning">D-FAULT PENDING</a><br>

<a href="https://dahlskebank.com/" target="_blank" title="Dahlske Bank" class="text-warning">Powered by dB</a> <i class="bi bi-slash"></i>

<a href="https://danieldahl.com/" target="_blank" title="Daniel Dahl" class="text-warning">Fueled by dD</a> <i class="bi bi-slash"></i>

<a href="https://dxd.no/" target="_blank" title="deus ex Dahl" class="text-warning">Pinnacle of dxD</a>

</p>

</footer>

</div>

</body>

</html>

RewriteEngine On

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# HTTPS + non-www canonicalization
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Redirect HTTP → HTTPS
RewriteCond %{HTTPS} off
RewriteRule ^ https://%{HTTP_HOST}%{REQUEST_URI} [R=301,L]

# Redirect www → non-www
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^www\.meloslave\.com [NC]
RewriteRule ^ https://meloslave.com%{REQUEST_URI} [R=301,L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Clean root URL
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
RewriteRule ^$ index.php [L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Block direct access to PHP error pages
# (they should only be invoked via ErrorDocument)
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
RewriteCond %{ENV:REDIRECT_STATUS} ^$
RewriteRule ^(403|404)\.php$ - [F,L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Error pages
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
ErrorDocument 404 /404.php
ErrorDocument 403 /403.php

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Security
# ---------------------------------------------------------------
Options -Indexes

# Protect .htaccess itself
<Files ".htaccess">
	Require all denied
</Files>

# Security headers
<IfModule mod_headers.c>
	Header always set X-Content-Type-Options "nosniff"
	Header always set X-Frame-Options "SAMEORIGIN"
	Header always set Referrer-Policy "strict-origin-when-cross-origin"
	Header always set Permissions-Policy "camera=(), microphone=(), geolocation=()"
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# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# Cache-Control for static assets
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<IfModule mod_expires.c>
	ExpiresActive On
	ExpiresByType image/jpeg				"access plus 1 year"
	ExpiresByType image/png					"access plus 1 year"
	ExpiresByType image/webp				"access plus 1 year"
	ExpiresByType video/mp4					"access plus 1 month"
	ExpiresByType video/webm				"access plus 1 month"
	ExpiresByType text/css					"access plus 1 month"
	ExpiresByType application/javascript 	"access plus 1 month"
	ExpiresByType font/woff2				"access plus 1 year"
</IfModule>

RewriteEngine On

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# HTTPS + non-www canonicalization

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Redirect HTTP → HTTPS

RewriteCond %{HTTPS} off

RewriteRule ^ https://%{HTTP_HOST}%{REQUEST_URI} [R=301,L]

# Redirect www → non-www

RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^www\.meloslave\.com [NC]

RewriteRule ^ https://meloslave.com%{REQUEST_URI} [R=301,L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Clean root URL

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

RewriteRule ^$ index.php [L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Block direct access to PHP error pages

# (they should only be invoked via ErrorDocument)

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

RewriteCond %{ENV:REDIRECT_STATUS} ^$

RewriteRule ^(403|404)\.php$ - [F,L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Error pages

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

ErrorDocument 404 /404.php

ErrorDocument 403 /403.php

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Security

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

Options -Indexes

# Protect .htaccess itself

Require all denied

</Files>

# Security headers

Header always set X-Content-Type-Options "nosniff"

Header always set X-Frame-Options "SAMEORIGIN"

Header always set Referrer-Policy "strict-origin-when-cross-origin"

Header always set Permissions-Policy "camera=(), microphone=(), geolocation=()"

</IfModule>

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Cache-Control for static assets

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ExpiresActive On

ExpiresByType image/jpeg "access plus 1 year"

ExpiresByType image/png "access plus 1 year"

ExpiresByType image/webp "access plus 1 year"

ExpiresByType video/mp4 "access plus 1 month"

ExpiresByType video/webm "access plus 1 month"

ExpiresByType text/css "access plus 1 month"

ExpiresByType application/javascript "access plus 1 month"

ExpiresByType font/woff2 "access plus 1 year"

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Did you know? The video used in background was shot on location in Thailand. Click here to see the music video!

Update 17-03-26:
Added code reviewed by Claude into post, rather than fetching from file.

The Landing of Parked Domains

Tackling a sudden comeback to web development hasn’t been easy on my mind. Figuring out where to begin, what to start with, how to approach a long forgotten and perhaps even dead hobby within me… did take a couple rounds. Staring down the barrel of a forced retirement from being a layger gnome, I had to consider the future. My the future.

While I still constantly discuss with the endless voices of myself, the year of the future offered something I didn’t have last time I was active with webdev…

We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.

— Morpheus, The Matrix (1999)

Perhaps not quite the Skynet we were promised, so I will refrain from misusing the term. Glorified Google. Spell Checker on Steroids. Large Language Models… Chad? Grok? Claude? Any of the stupid terms we give each night? Anywho, this technology made it easier for me to discuss with a different entity other than myselves, one that could do the Google for me, collect information at light speed, and help me reach a starting point.

So we landed on making a template for my parked domains. Me, Myself and Grok. We have spun the tiny totem that will eventually weave itself into existence, as my brain reconnects to the web of dev. Or so to speak.

So here we are… screenshots of the parked-domain landings I’ve built so far, plus the code to view them. In time, each parking spot will become a real site, and this post will be the archive of those forgotten placeholders. Also I needed to kickstart writing about whatever the fuck it is that I’m doing…

I won’t go too much into details, I wanted a simple parked setup that would display something slightly different for each domain, with a countdown that is random (giving myself endless time to actually make a real website).

<?php require_once __DIR__ . '/config.php'; ?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en" class="h-100" data-bs-theme="dark">

<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">

	<meta name="description" content="D-FAULT PARKED | Coming soon page for <?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>">
	<meta name="theme-color" content="#0f172a">
	<!-- <meta name="author" content="Daniel Dahl"> -->
	<meta name="robots" content="index, follow" />
	<title><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?> | Coming Soon</title>
	<link rel="canonical" href="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" />
	<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon">

	<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/bootswatch/5.3.8/quartz/bootstrap.min.css" integrity="sha512-dnVRkLGpagS9BYaiWREn1h+iXsQukido4lIuMQFNc0ZBI285WEfmpQWf5sjL0yWS4JfrEJ1XUZ0O99zacIPmPA==" crossorigin="anonymous" referrerpolicy="no-referrer" />
	<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap-icons@1.11.3/font/bootstrap-icons.min.css" integrity="sha384-XGjxtQfXaH2tnPFa9x+ruJTuLE3Aa6LhHSWRr1XeTyhezb4abCG4ccI5AkVDxqC+" crossorigin="anonymous">

	<link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css" id="dfault-css" type="text/css" media="all" />

	<?php if (!empty($settings['ga_id'])): ?>
		<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>"></script>
		<script>
			window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];

			function gtag() {
				dataLayer.push(arguments);
			}
			gtag('js', new Date());
			gtag('config', '<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>')
		</script>
	<?php endif; ?>
	<?php if (!empty($settings['background_image'])): ?>
		<style>
			.bg-image {
				background-image:
					linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>),
						rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>)),
					url('<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']); ?>') !important;
				opacity: <?php echo $settings['bg_opacity']; ?>
			}
		</style>
	<?php endif; ?>

	<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
	<meta property="og:url" content="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" />
	<meta property="og:title" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_title'] ?? $settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>" />
	<meta property="og:description" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_description'] ?? 'D-FAULT PARKED'); ?>" />
	<meta property="og:image" content="https://<?= htmlspecialchars($domain) ?><?= htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']) ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
	<meta name="twitter:title" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_title'] ?? $settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:description" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_description'] ?? 'D-FAULT PARKED'); ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:image" content="https://<?= htmlspecialchars($domain) ?><?= htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']) ?>" />

</head>

<body class="d-flex h-100">
	<div class="bg-image"></div>
	<div class="container d-flex w-100 h-100 p-1 mx-auto flex-column">
		<div class="mb-auto d-lg-block"> </div>

		<main class="text-center">
			<h1 class="display-1 dd-fw4">Website <span class="d-lg-inline d-block text-warning">Coming Soon</span></h1>
			<blockquote>
				<p class="lead pb-2">Oh, yes. Very soon. <span class="d-lg-inline d-block">They are building it now.</span></p>
			</blockquote>

			<div class="container">
				<div class="row">
					<div class="col-6 col-lg-3">
						<div class="card mb-1">
							<div class="card-body">
								<h1 id="days" class="card-title display-1">--</h1>
							</div>
							<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Days</div>
						</div>
					</div>
					<div class="col-6 col-lg-3">
						<div class="card mb-1">
							<div class="card-body">
								<h1 id="hours" class="card-title display-1">--</h1>
							</div>
							<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Hours</div>
						</div>
					</div>
					<div class="col-6 col-lg-3">
						<div class="card mb-1">
							<div class="card-body">
								<h1 id="minutes" class="card-title display-1">--</h1>
							</div>
							<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Minutes</div>
						</div>
					</div>
					<div class="col-6 col-lg-3">
						<div class="card mb-1">
							<div class="card-body">
								<h1 id="seconds" class="card-title display-1">--</h1>
							</div>
							<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Seconds</div>
						</div>
					</div>
				</div>
			</div>

		</main>

		<footer class="mt-auto text-center" role="contentinfo">
			<p class="m-0">
				<a href="https://dfault.it/" target="_blank" title="D-FAULT PENDING" class="text-warning">D-FAULT PARKED</a><br>
				<span class="d-none d-lg-inline">Copyright</span> <i class="bi bi-c-circle"></i> 2005&ndash;<?php echo date("Y") ?><i class="bi bi-dot"></i><a href="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" title="<?php echo htmlspecialchars(ucfirst($domain)); ?>" class="text-warning"><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?></a><br>
				<a href="https://dahlskebank.com/" target="_blank" title="Dahlske Bank" class="text-warning">Powered by dB</a> /
				<a href="https://danieldahl.com/" target="_blank" title="Daniel Dahl" class="text-warning">Fueled by dD</a> /
				<a href="https://dxd.no/" target="_blank" title="deus ex Dahl" class="text-warning">Pinnacle of dxD</a>
			</p>
		</footer>

	</div>

	<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.8/dist/js/bootstrap.bundle.min.js" integrity="sha384-FKyoEForCGlyvwx9Hj09JcYn3nv7wiPVlz7YYwJrWVcXK/BmnVDxM+D2scQbITxI" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
	<script src="/dfault.js"></script>

</body>

</html>

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<?php require_once __DIR__ . '/config.php'; ?>

<!DOCTYPE html>

<head>

<title><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?> | Coming Soon</title>

<?php if (!empty($settings['ga_id'])): ?>

window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];

function gtag() {

dataLayer.push(arguments);

}

gtag('js', new Date());

gtag('config', '<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>')

</script>

<?php endif; ?>

<?php if (!empty($settings['background_image'])): ?>

<style>

.bg-image {

background-image:

linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>),

rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>)),

url('<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']); ?>') !important;

opacity: <?php echo $settings['bg_opacity']; ?>

}

</style>

<?php endif; ?>

</head>

<h1 class="display-1 dd-fw4">Website <span class="d-lg-inline d-block text-warning">Coming Soon</span></h1>

<p class="lead pb-2">Oh, yes. Very soon. <span class="d-lg-inline d-block">They are building it now.</span></p>

</blockquote>

</div>

</div>

</div>

<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Hours</div>

</div>

</div>

<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Minutes</div>

</div>

</div>

<div class="card-footer text-body-secondary">Seconds</div>

</div>

</main>

<a href="https://dfault.it/" target="_blank" title="D-FAULT PENDING" class="text-warning">D-FAULT PARKED</a><br>

<span class="d-none d-lg-inline">Copyright</span> <i class="bi bi-c-circle"></i> 2005–<?php echo date("Y") ?><i class="bi bi-dot"></i><a href="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" title="<?php echo htmlspecialchars(ucfirst($domain)); ?>" class="text-warning"><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?></a><br>

<a href="https://dahlskebank.com/" target="_blank" title="Dahlske Bank" class="text-warning">Powered by dB</a> /

<a href="https://danieldahl.com/" target="_blank" title="Daniel Dahl" class="text-warning">Fueled by dD</a> /

<a href="https://dxd.no/" target="_blank" title="deus ex Dahl" class="text-warning">Pinnacle of dxD</a>

</p>

</footer>

</div>

</body>

</html>

<?php
// ====================== PARKED DOMAINS CONFIG ======================
// Add every new domain here. Super easy to maintain.

$host = strtolower(trim($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] ?? ''));
$domain = preg_replace('/^www\./i', '', $host);   // strip www. automatically

$configs = [
	'arksanity.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Arksanity Server',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/arksanity.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.65,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'Arksanity - ARK: Survival Evolved',
		'og_description'	=> 'Dedicated Linux Server for the Popular Game ARK: Survival Evolved'
	],
	'brutalina.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Brutalina the Movie',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/brutalina.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'Brutalina the Movie | Too Violent For Your Therapist',
		'og_description'	=> 'The bloodiest cinematic experience of the decade. So unhinged they almost cancelled it before filming started. Coming soonTM (probably).'
	],
	'compoundcomplex.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Compound Complex',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/compoundcomplex.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.60,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.75,
		'og_title'			=> 'Compound Complex | Sentences That Make English Teachers Quit',
		'og_description'	=> 'Grammar so convoluted even linguists need therapy. The only website that requires a flowchart to understand itself.'
	],
	'cybabes.org' => [
		'title'				=> 'Cybabes Society',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/cybabes.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.55,
		'og_title'			=> 'Cybabes | Your AI Waifus Are Finally Online (Fashionably 27 Years Late)',
		'og_description'	=> 'Virtual girlfriends who reply... eventually. Better personalities than your ex. Zero emotional baggage (until the update).'
	],
	'cybocop.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Cybo Cop (TV Series)',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/cybocop.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.35,
		'og_title'			=> 'Cybocop | Half Cop, Half Machine, All Existential Dread',
		'og_description'	=> 'Policing the Internet one bad take at a time. Will arrest you for bad grammar and poor life choices.'
	],
	'dahlskebank.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Dahlske Bank',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/dahlskebank.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.65,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.25,
		'og_title'			=> 'Dahlske Bank | Norwegian Banking With Questionable Ethics',
		'og_description'	=> 'Where your money goes to die... slowly and with excellent customer service. Coming soon (after the next audit).'
	],
	'danieldahl.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Daniel Dahl',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/danieldahl.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.55,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.65,
		'og_title'			=> 'Daniel Dahl | Professional Human, Amateur God',
		'og_description'	=> 'Full-time professional at being Daniel Dahl. Part-time deity. 100% Norwegian chaos energy.'
	],
	'darkdictator.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'The Dark Dictator',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/darkdictator.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.65,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'Dark Dictator | Yes We\'re The Villains And We\'re Honest About It',
		'og_description'	=> 'Total world domination in progress. Please stand by. (Or else.)'
	],
	'fatalityfacilitator.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Fatality Facilitator',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/fatalityfacilitator.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.35,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.00,
		'og_title'			=> 'Fatality Facilitator | Making Death Slightly More Convenient',
		'og_description'	=> 'Professional help with your inevitable demise since 2005. Fast, discreet, and weirdly polite.'
	],
	'iliketomovie.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'I Like To Movie',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/iliketomovie.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'I Like To Movie | I Don\'t Watch Films, I Mainline Them Like Heroin',
		'og_description'	=> 'Terminal cinephilia. Entire personality is just obscure references and emotional damage. Coming soon (after my 47th rewatch of the same movie).'
	],
	'iliveagain.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'I Live Again',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/iliveagain.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'I Live Again | Death Was A Phase',
		'og_description'	=> 'Came back wrong on purpose. Twice as unhinged and three times as hot. Resurrection kink activated.'
	],
	'kennywang.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Kenny Wang',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/kennywang.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.65,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'Kenny Wang | 100% Real Human Person (Source: Dude Trust Me)',
		'og_description'	=> 'Professional Wang. Amateur Kenny. Full-time identity theft victim of his own name.'
	],
	'kiande.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'KiAnDe',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/kiande.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.50,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.50,
		'og_title'			=> 'KiAnDe | Alien Queen In A Human Suit',
		'og_description'	=> 'Xenomorph-coded but make it sexy. We\'re not saying we lay eggs... but we\'re not denying it either.'
	],
	'killingheat.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Killing Heat',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/killingheat.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.65,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.25,
		'og_title'			=> 'Killing Heat | So Hot It Should Be Classified As A War Crime',
		'og_description'	=> 'Global warming is just foreplay. This website will literally melt your face off.'
	],
	'marxisthunter.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Marxist Hunter',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/marxisthunter.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.50,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.30,
		'og_title'			=> 'Marxist Hunter | From Each According To His Ability, To Each According To My 12-Gauge',
		'og_description'	=> 'Licensed commie remover. Class consciousness? Nah. Class annihilation.'
	],
	'meatfetish.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Meat Fetish',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/meatfetish.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.45,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.20,
		'og_title'			=> 'Meat Fetish | We Don\'t Eat The Meat... We Fuck It',
		'og_description'	=> 'Carnivores with commitment issues. The only site where "raw dog" has a completely different meaning.'
	],
	'meatsex.org' => [
		'title'				=> 'Meat Sex',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/meatsex.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.45,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.30,
		'og_title'			=> 'Meatsex | Where The Sausage Party Gets Extremely Literal',
		'og_description'	=> 'Not safe for vegetarians. Not safe for vegans. Not safe for anyone with a functioning moral compass.'
	],
	'meloslave.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Meloslave',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/meloslave.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.75,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.25,
		'og_title'			=> 'Meloslave | Submit To The Beat And Call Me Master',
		'og_description'	=> 'BDSM but the safe word is lo-fi beats to cry and obey to. Melancholy never sounded so submissive.'
	],
	'reservedekk.no' => [
		'title'				=> 'Reservedekk',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/reservedekk.png',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.55,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.20,
		'og_title'			=> 'Reserved Ekk | Norwegian For "Emotionally Constipated By Choice"',
		'og_description'	=> 'We don\'t do feelings. We do long awkward silences and passive-aggressive "hei". Peak Scandinavian dysfunction.'
	],
	'zombiefetish.com' => [
		'title'				=> 'Zombie Fetish',
		'ga_id'				=> '',
		'background_image'	=> '/img/zombiefetish.jpg',
		'bg_opacity'		=> 0.35,
		'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.00,
		'og_title'			=> 'Zombie Fetish | Cold Dead Flesh Is My Love Language',
		'og_description'	=> 'Brains are overrated. Give us rigor mortis and that sweet post-mortem drip. Necrophilia with extra steps.'
	],
];

$settings = $configs[$domain] ?? [
	'title'				=> 'Coming Soon',
	'ga_id'				=> '',
	'background_image'	=> '',
	'bg_opacity'		=> 0.50,
	'overlay_opacity'	=> 0.35,
	'og_title'			=> 'Coming Soon',
	'og_description'	=> 'D-FAULT PARKED'
];

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<?php

// ====================== PARKED DOMAINS CONFIG ======================

// Add every new domain here. Super easy to maintain.

$host = strtolower(trim($_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] ?? ''));

$domain = preg_replace('/^www\./i', '', $host); // strip www. automatically

$configs = [

'arksanity.com' => [

'title' => 'Arksanity Server',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/arksanity.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.65,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'Arksanity - ARK: Survival Evolved',

'og_description' => 'Dedicated Linux Server for the Popular Game ARK: Survival Evolved'

'brutalina.com' => [

'title' => 'Brutalina the Movie',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/brutalina.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'Brutalina the Movie | Too Violent For Your Therapist',

'og_description' => 'The bloodiest cinematic experience of the decade. So unhinged they almost cancelled it before filming started. Coming soonTM (probably).'

'compoundcomplex.com' => [

'title' => 'Compound Complex',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/compoundcomplex.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.60,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.75,

'og_title' => 'Compound Complex | Sentences That Make English Teachers Quit',

'og_description' => 'Grammar so convoluted even linguists need therapy. The only website that requires a flowchart to understand itself.'

'cybabes.org' => [

'title' => 'Cybabes Society',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/cybabes.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.55,

'og_title' => 'Cybabes | Your AI Waifus Are Finally Online (Fashionably 27 Years Late)',

'og_description' => 'Virtual girlfriends who reply... eventually. Better personalities than your ex. Zero emotional baggage (until the update).'

'cybocop.com' => [

'title' => 'Cybo Cop (TV Series)',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/cybocop.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.35,

'og_title' => 'Cybocop | Half Cop, Half Machine, All Existential Dread',

'og_description' => 'Policing the Internet one bad take at a time. Will arrest you for bad grammar and poor life choices.'

'dahlskebank.com' => [

'title' => 'Dahlske Bank',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/dahlskebank.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.65,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.25,

'og_title' => 'Dahlske Bank | Norwegian Banking With Questionable Ethics',

'og_description' => 'Where your money goes to die... slowly and with excellent customer service. Coming soon (after the next audit).'

'danieldahl.com' => [

'title' => 'Daniel Dahl',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/danieldahl.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.55,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.65,

'og_title' => 'Daniel Dahl | Professional Human, Amateur God',

'og_description' => 'Full-time professional at being Daniel Dahl. Part-time deity. 100% Norwegian chaos energy.'

'darkdictator.com' => [

'title' => 'The Dark Dictator',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/darkdictator.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.65,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'Dark Dictator | Yes We\'re The Villains And We\'re Honest About It',

'og_description' => 'Total world domination in progress. Please stand by. (Or else.)'

'fatalityfacilitator.com' => [

'title' => 'Fatality Facilitator',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/fatalityfacilitator.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.35,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.00,

'og_title' => 'Fatality Facilitator | Making Death Slightly More Convenient',

'og_description' => 'Professional help with your inevitable demise since 2005. Fast, discreet, and weirdly polite.'

'iliketomovie.com' => [

'title' => 'I Like To Movie',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/iliketomovie.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'I Like To Movie | I Don\'t Watch Films, I Mainline Them Like Heroin',

'og_description' => 'Terminal cinephilia. Entire personality is just obscure references and emotional damage. Coming soon (after my 47th rewatch of the same movie).'

'iliveagain.com' => [

'title' => 'I Live Again',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/iliveagain.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'I Live Again | Death Was A Phase',

'og_description' => 'Came back wrong on purpose. Twice as unhinged and three times as hot. Resurrection kink activated.'

'kennywang.com' => [

'title' => 'Kenny Wang',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/kennywang.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.65,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'Kenny Wang | 100% Real Human Person (Source: Dude Trust Me)',

'og_description' => 'Professional Wang. Amateur Kenny. Full-time identity theft victim of his own name.'

'kiande.com' => [

'title' => 'KiAnDe',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/kiande.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.50,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.50,

'og_title' => 'KiAnDe | Alien Queen In A Human Suit',

'og_description' => 'Xenomorph-coded but make it sexy. We\'re not saying we lay eggs... but we\'re not denying it either.'

'killingheat.com' => [

'title' => 'Killing Heat',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/killingheat.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.65,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.25,

'og_title' => 'Killing Heat | So Hot It Should Be Classified As A War Crime',

'og_description' => 'Global warming is just foreplay. This website will literally melt your face off.'

'marxisthunter.com' => [

'title' => 'Marxist Hunter',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/marxisthunter.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.50,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.30,

'og_title' => 'Marxist Hunter | From Each According To His Ability, To Each According To My 12-Gauge',

'og_description' => 'Licensed commie remover. Class consciousness? Nah. Class annihilation.'

'meatfetish.com' => [

'title' => 'Meat Fetish',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/meatfetish.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.45,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.20,

'og_title' => 'Meat Fetish | We Don\'t Eat The Meat... We Fuck It',

'og_description' => 'Carnivores with commitment issues. The only site where "raw dog" has a completely different meaning.'

'meatsex.org' => [

'title' => 'Meat Sex',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/meatsex.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.45,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.30,

'og_title' => 'Meatsex | Where The Sausage Party Gets Extremely Literal',

'og_description' => 'Not safe for vegetarians. Not safe for vegans. Not safe for anyone with a functioning moral compass.'

'meloslave.com' => [

'title' => 'Meloslave',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/meloslave.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.75,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.25,

'og_title' => 'Meloslave | Submit To The Beat And Call Me Master',

'og_description' => 'BDSM but the safe word is lo-fi beats to cry and obey to. Melancholy never sounded so submissive.'

'reservedekk.no' => [

'title' => 'Reservedekk',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/reservedekk.png',

'bg_opacity' => 0.55,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.20,

'og_title' => 'Reserved Ekk | Norwegian For "Emotionally Constipated By Choice"',

'og_description' => 'We don\'t do feelings. We do long awkward silences and passive-aggressive "hei". Peak Scandinavian dysfunction.'

'zombiefetish.com' => [

'title' => 'Zombie Fetish',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '/img/zombiefetish.jpg',

'bg_opacity' => 0.35,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.00,

'og_title' => 'Zombie Fetish | Cold Dead Flesh Is My Love Language',

'og_description' => 'Brains are overrated. Give us rigor mortis and that sweet post-mortem drip. Necrophilia with extra steps.'

];

$settings = $configs[$domain] ?? [

'title' => 'Coming Soon',

'ga_id' => '',

'background_image' => '',

'bg_opacity' => 0.50,

'overlay_opacity' => 0.35,

'og_title' => 'Coming Soon',

'og_description' => 'D-FAULT PARKED'

];

/*
	Theme Name:		D-FAULT
	Theme URI:		http://dfault.it/
	Author:			Daniel Dahl
	Author URI:		http://danieldahl.com/
	Description:	D-FAULT
	Version:		v26-0.0.2_parked
	License:		WTFPL
	License URI:	http://www.wtfpl.net/txt/copying/
	Text Domain:
	Tags:
*/

/*--------------------------------------------------------------
>>> THEME CUSTOMIZATION STARTS HERE
--------------------------------------------------------------*/
html footer a {
	text-decoration: none !important;
}

html footer a:hover {
	text-decoration: underline !important;
}

.bg-image {
	position: fixed;
	top: 0;
	left: 0;
	width: 100%;
	height: 100%;
	z-index: -1;
	background-size: cover;
	background-position: center;
	background-attachment: fixed;
}

.card {
	box-shadow:
		0 8px 32px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.37),			/* my deep outer shadow */
		1px 3px 24px -1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15),		/* your soft outer */
		inset 1px 1px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.20),	/* your bright top-left highlight */
		inset -1px -1px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.10),	/* your soft bottom-right */
		inset 0 1px 0 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.15);	/* extra inner glow */
}

.dd-fw4 span {
	font-weight: 400;
}

.display-1 {
	text-shadow: 2px 4px 3px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
}

.card-title.display-1 {
	margin-bottom: 0;
	text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
}

.card-footer {
	text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);
}

.lead,
footer {
	text-shadow: 1px 2px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);
}

@media only screen and (min-width: 991px) {
	footer {
		font-weight: 600;
		padding-bottom: 2rem;
	}
}

@media only screen and (max-width: 992px) {
	.col-6.col-lg-3 {
		padding: 0px 5px;
	}
	.card-body {
		padding: 1rem;
	}
}

Theme Name: D-FAULT

Theme URI: http://dfault.it/

Author: Daniel Dahl

Author URI: http://danieldahl.com/

Description: D-FAULT

Version: v26-0.0.2_parked

License: WTFPL

License URI: http://www.wtfpl.net/txt/copying/

Text Domain:

Tags:

/*--------------------------------------------------------------

>>> THEME CUSTOMIZATION STARTS HERE

--------------------------------------------------------------*/

html footer a {

text-decoration: none !important;

}

html footer a:hover {

text-decoration: underline !important;

}

.bg-image {

position: fixed;

top: 0;

left: 0;

width: 100%;

height: 100%;

z-index: -1;

background-size: cover;

background-position: center;

background-attachment: fixed;

}

.card {

box-shadow:

0 8px 32px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.37), /* my deep outer shadow */

1px 3px 24px -1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15), /* your soft outer */

inset 1px 1px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.20), /* your bright top-left highlight */

inset -1px -1px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.10), /* your soft bottom-right */

inset 0 1px 0 0 rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.15); /* extra inner glow */

}

.dd-fw4 span {

font-weight: 400;

}

.display-1 {

text-shadow: 2px 4px 3px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);

}

.card-title.display-1 {

margin-bottom: 0;

text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);

}

.card-footer {

text-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.75);

}

.lead,

footer {

text-shadow: 1px 2px 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85);

}

@media only screen and (min-width: 991px) {

footer {

font-weight: 600;

padding-bottom: 2rem;

}

@media only screen and (max-width: 992px) {

.col-6.col-lg-3 {

padding: 0px 5px;

}

.card-body {

padding: 1rem;

}

// === RANDOM "COMING SOON" COUNTDOWN ===
// Completely random target every page load (no real launch date needed)
// Change minDays / maxDays below if you want a different range

const minDays = 30; // minimum days from now
const maxDays = 180; // maximum days from now (feels like "coming soon" but unknown)

const randomMs = (minDays + Math.random() * (maxDays - minDays)) * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000;
let targetTime = Date.now() + randomMs; // this changes on every refresh!

function updateCountdown() {
	const diff = targetTime - Date.now();

	if (diff <= 0) {
		// Countdown finished (won't normally happen with random future date)
		document.getElementById("days").textContent = "00";
		document.getElementById("hours").textContent = "00";
		document.getElementById("minutes").textContent = "00";
		document.getElementById("seconds").textContent = "00";
		return;
	}

	const days = Math.floor(diff / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
	const hours = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24)) / (1000 * 60 * 60));
	const minutes = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60 * 60)) / (1000 * 60));
	const seconds = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60)) / 1000);

	// Update the cards
	document.getElementById("days").textContent = days;
	document.getElementById("hours").textContent = hours.toString().padStart(2, "0");
	document.getElementById("minutes").textContent = minutes.toString().padStart(2, "0");
	document.getElementById("seconds").textContent = seconds.toString().padStart(2, "0");
}

// Start immediately + update every second
updateCountdown();
setInterval(updateCountdown, 1000);

// === RANDOM "COMING SOON" COUNTDOWN ===

// Completely random target every page load (no real launch date needed)

// Change minDays / maxDays below if you want a different range

const minDays = 30; // minimum days from now

const maxDays = 180; // maximum days from now (feels like "coming soon" but unknown)

const randomMs = (minDays + Math.random() * (maxDays - minDays)) * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000;

let targetTime = Date.now() + randomMs; // this changes on every refresh!

function updateCountdown() {

const diff = targetTime - Date.now();

if (diff <= 0) {

// Countdown finished (won't normally happen with random future date)

document.getElementById("days").textContent = "00";

document.getElementById("hours").textContent = "00";

document.getElementById("minutes").textContent = "00";

document.getElementById("seconds").textContent = "00";

return;

}

const days = Math.floor(diff / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));

const hours = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24)) / (1000 * 60 * 60));

const minutes = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60 * 60)) / (1000 * 60));

const seconds = Math.floor((diff % (1000 * 60)) / 1000);

// Update the cards

document.getElementById("days").textContent = days;

document.getElementById("hours").textContent = hours.toString().padStart(2, "0");

document.getElementById("minutes").textContent = minutes.toString().padStart(2, "0");

document.getElementById("seconds").textContent = seconds.toString().padStart(2, "0");

}

// Start immediately + update every second

updateCountdown();

setInterval(updateCountdown, 1000);

<?php
require_once __DIR__ . '/config.php';
header("HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found");
header("Status: 404 Not Found");
?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en" class="h-100" data-bs-theme="dark">

<head>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">

	<meta name="description" content="D-FAULT PARKED | Coming soon page for <?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>">
	<meta name="theme-color" content="#0f172a">
	<!-- <meta name="author" content="Daniel Dahl"> -->
	<meta name="robots" content="noindex" />
	<title><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?> | 404 Page Not Found</title>
	<link rel="canonical" href="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" />
	<link rel="icon" href="/favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon">

	<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/bootswatch/5.3.8/quartz/bootstrap.min.css" integrity="sha512-dnVRkLGpagS9BYaiWREn1h+iXsQukido4lIuMQFNc0ZBI285WEfmpQWf5sjL0yWS4JfrEJ1XUZ0O99zacIPmPA==" crossorigin="anonymous" referrerpolicy="no-referrer" />
	<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap-icons@1.11.3/font/bootstrap-icons.min.css" integrity="sha384-XGjxtQfXaH2tnPFa9x+ruJTuLE3Aa6LhHSWRr1XeTyhezb4abCG4ccI5AkVDxqC+" crossorigin="anonymous">

	<link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css" id="dfault-css" type="text/css" media="all" />

	<?php if (!empty($settings['ga_id'])): ?>
		<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>"></script>
		<script>
			window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];

			function gtag() {
				dataLayer.push(arguments);
			}
			gtag('js', new Date());
			gtag('config', '<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>')
		</script>
	<?php endif; ?>
	<?php if (!empty($settings['background_image'])): ?>
		<style>
			.bg-image {
				background-image:
					linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>),
						rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>)),
					url('<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']); ?>') !important;
				opacity: <?php echo $settings['bg_opacity']; ?>;
			}
		</style>
	<?php endif; ?>

	<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
	<meta property="og:url" content="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" />
	<meta property="og:title" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_title'] ?? $settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>" />
	<meta property="og:description" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_description'] ?? 'D-FAULT PARKED'); ?>" />
	<meta property="og:image" content="https://<?= htmlspecialchars($domain) ?><?= htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']) ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
	<meta name="twitter:title" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_title'] ?? $settings['title'] ?? ucfirst($domain)); ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:description" content="<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['og_description'] ?? 'D-FAULT PARKED'); ?>" />
	<meta name="twitter:image" content="https://<?= htmlspecialchars($domain) ?><?= htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']) ?>" />

</head>

<body class="d-flex h-100">
	<div class="bg-image"></div>
	<div class="container d-flex w-100 h-100 p-1 mx-auto flex-column">
		<div class="mb-auto"> </div>

		<main class="text-center">
			<h1 class="display-1">404<br>Page Not Found</h1>
		</main>

		<footer class="mt-auto text-center" role="contentinfo">
			<p class="m-0">
				<a href="https://dfault.it/" target="_blank" title="D-FAULT PENDING" class="text-warning">D-FAULT PARKED</a><br>
				<span class="d-none d-lg-inline">Copyright</span> <i class="bi bi-c-circle"></i> 2005&ndash;<?php echo date("Y") ?><i class="bi bi-dot"></i><a href="https://<?php echo htmlspecialchars($domain); ?>/" title="<?php echo htmlspecialchars(ucfirst($domain)); ?>" class="text-warning"><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?></a><br>
				<a href="https://dahlskebank.com/" target="_blank" title="Dahlske Bank" class="text-warning">Powered by dB</a> /
				<a href="https://danieldahl.com/" target="_blank" title="Daniel Dahl" class="text-warning">Fueled by dD</a> /
				<a href="https://dxd.no/" target="_blank" title="deus ex Dahl" class="text-warning">Pinnacle of dxD</a>
			</p>
		</footer>

	</div>

	<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/bootstrap@5.3.8/dist/js/bootstrap.bundle.min.js" integrity="sha384-FKyoEForCGlyvwx9Hj09JcYn3nv7wiPVlz7YYwJrWVcXK/BmnVDxM+D2scQbITxI" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
	<!-- <script src="/dfault.js"></script> -->

</body>

</html>

<?php

require_once __DIR__ . '/config.php';

header("HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found");

header("Status: 404 Not Found");

<!DOCTYPE html>

<head>

<title><?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['title']); ?> | 404 Page Not Found</title>

<?php if (!empty($settings['ga_id'])): ?>

window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];

function gtag() {

dataLayer.push(arguments);

}

gtag('js', new Date());

gtag('config', '<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['ga_id']); ?>')

</script>

<?php endif; ?>

<?php if (!empty($settings['background_image'])): ?>

<style>

.bg-image {

background-image:

linear-gradient(rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>),

rgba(0, 0, 0, <?php echo $settings['overlay_opacity']; ?>)),

url('<?php echo htmlspecialchars($settings['background_image']); ?>') !important;

opacity: <?php echo $settings['bg_opacity']; ?>;

}

</style>

<?php endif; ?>

</head>

<h1 class="display-1">404<br>Page Not Found</h1>

</main>

<a href="https://dfault.it/" target="_blank" title="D-FAULT PENDING" class="text-warning">D-FAULT PARKED</a><br>

<a href="https://dahlskebank.com/" target="_blank" title="Dahlske Bank" class="text-warning">Powered by dB</a> /

<a href="https://danieldahl.com/" target="_blank" title="Daniel Dahl" class="text-warning">Fueled by dD</a> /

<a href="https://dxd.no/" target="_blank" title="deus ex Dahl" class="text-warning">Pinnacle of dxD</a>

</p>

</footer>

</div>

</body>

</html>

RewriteEngine On

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# SECURITY
# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Block direct access to config and any other PHP includes
<FilesMatch "^config\.php$">
	Require all denied
</FilesMatch>

# Disable directory listing
Options -Indexes

# Security headers
<IfModule mod_headers.c>
	Header always set X-Frame-Options "SAMEORIGIN"
	Header always set X-Content-Type-Options "nosniff"
	Header always set Referrer-Policy "strict-origin-when-cross-origin"
</IfModule>

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# REWRITES
# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# 1. Redirect .php extension requests to trailing-slash clean URL (e.g. /page.php → /page/)
RewriteCond %{THE_REQUEST} \s/+(.+)\.php[\s?] [NC]
RewriteRule ^ /%1/ [R=301,L,NE]

# 2. Redirect clean URLs without trailing slash (e.g. /page → /page/)
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !/$
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME}\.php -f
RewriteRule ^(.+)$ /$1/ [R=301,L]

# 3. Internally rewrite trailing-slash clean URLs to .php (e.g. /page/ → page.php)
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} /$
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME%/}\.php -f
RewriteRule ^(.*)/$ $1.php [L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------
# ERROR PAGES
# ---------------------------------------------------------------

ErrorDocument 404 /404.php
ErrorDocument 403 /403.php

RewriteEngine On

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# SECURITY

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# Block direct access to config and any other PHP includes

Require all denied

</FilesMatch>

# Disable directory listing

Options -Indexes

# Security headers

Header always set X-Frame-Options "SAMEORIGIN"

Header always set X-Content-Type-Options "nosniff"

Header always set Referrer-Policy "strict-origin-when-cross-origin"

</IfModule>

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# REWRITES

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# 1. Redirect .php extension requests to trailing-slash clean URL (e.g. /page.php → /page/)

RewriteCond %{THE_REQUEST} \s/+(.+)\.php[\s?] [NC]

RewriteRule ^ /%1/ [R=301,L,NE]

# 2. Redirect clean URLs without trailing slash (e.g. /page → /page/)

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !/$

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME}\.php -f

RewriteRule ^(.+)$ /$1/ [R=301,L]

# 3. Internally rewrite trailing-slash clean URLs to .php (e.g. /page/ → page.php)

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} /$

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME%/}\.php -f

RewriteRule ^(.*)/$ $1.php [L]

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

# ERROR PAGES

# ---------------------------------------------------------------

ErrorDocument 404 /404.php

ErrorDocument 403 /403.php

Built with the help of Grok, based on Bootstrap, using Grok Imagine to generate background images. Also I might’ve written a line or two…

Update 17-03-26:
Added refactored code into post, rather than fetching from file. Remember to add “learning GitHub” to ToDo-list.