Women are like alcohol. There are many types of alcohol; beer, wine, vodka, whiskey, and brandy for those with special interests. In the beginning you’ll drink all alcoholic beverages, but mostly you’ll drink beer or homebrew. As you grow older, you’ll start to drink new types of alcohol, beer is what you’ll have at home with the football match on TV, and you’ll get tequila shots or whisky on the rocks outside. After years of drinking you’ll find some alcohol that you prefer from other alcohol. For example you’ll prefer whisky to vodka, and within the whisky range, you’ll prefer Jack Daniel’s to Johnnie Walker. As you mature you’ll appreciate the finer things in life, and so will you with alcohol. You might enjoy a Jack Coke from time to time, and it’ll be nice, but it’ll be nothing compared to Jack Daniel’s Silver Select. You’ll get Silver Select at home, but it won’t be the same as when your out, and when you’re out, you never seem to find any place that carries Silver Select…
Forgotten rant found in a txt-file from 2011.